ROCKFLOUR

Get a life, piss-junkie, incompetent tit, fascist turd burglar. These are some of the random and curious insults that are thrown at recruitment consultants on a daily basis Rockflour reveals. A report commissioned by John Cosgrove, Managing Director of Audit Recruit, believes these jibes are 'completely justified' citing 'ubiquitous ineptitude' and 'a systemic culture of lies, false promises and poor man-management'. "Recruitment consultancies are run by in-bred fascists...the service offered is terrible, well below par. In fact it’s a double bogey" , John Cosgrove observed. However, Chairman of Recruit This , James Vince, refutes the findings vehemently: "The report is toss; we run a crack team of committed target driven individuals. It’s a cut throat business; we may crack a few eggs to make an omelette, but who doesn’t. It’s a bloody good omelette. There are lies then there are porky pies, there’s a difference. The report neglects this point&qu

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