ROCKFLOUR

ROCKFLOUR can officially reveal that cottage cheese or 'white gold' as it's known in Sub-Saharan Africa is an aphrodisiac. Research published in July suggests it helps boost a low sex drive. Scientist Tony Wood believes two tablespoons of chunky curd four times a day will reinvigorate a shy libido: 'Preliminary studies suggests that a regular consumption of cheese curd will help restore sexual appetite. In one study erections went up by eighteen percent. That shouldn't be sniffed at'. On a cautionary note Wood warned: 'Keep cottage cheese out of the bedroom; it's not that spreadable. It's much better on a crisp salad or a jacket potato'.