Le fromage d'amour






ROCKFLOUR can officially reveal that cottage cheese or 'white gold' as it's known in Sub-Saharan Africa is an aphrodisiac. Research published in July suggests it helps boost a low sex drive. Scientist Tony Wood believes two tablespoons of chunky curd four times a day will reinvigorate a shy libido:

'Preliminary studies suggests that a regular consumption of cheese curd will help restore sexual appetite. In one study erections went up by eighteen percent. That shouldn't be sniffed at'.

On a cautionary note Wood warned:

'Keep cottage cheese out of the bedroom; it's not that spreadable. It's much better on a crisp salad or a jacket potato'.

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